Monday, May 12, 2008
Finally can go back to work. Was so bored for the past 2 days. I really need to work.. Without work, my life is being very screwed up and bored. I broke my comb yesterday. I don't know how i broke my comb when i was combing my hair lol.
Today someone keep saying i look very sad. Do i really look really sad? _-O Say that i 失戀? lol. That Kelly... What happen to you ar.. Keep beating me =.= you think funny ar.. Don't know just ask la.. Why keep forcing me to go handle the student. >_> Collected my gown during lunch. When i wear it, i look super big size and i mean it is really big ><... Then go home together with my friend. Complaining the driver all the way lol. Say that he drives very slow all the time, green light also will stop.. Next time see if he do that, just smack him haha... And he tells some joke which i going to share now.
The a ship with 4 men. One is an Englishman, British, Singaporean and Bangladesh. When in storm, they were ask to throw sometime into the sea. The Englishman throw his IBM laptop. Then the British man ask him :"Why did you throw your laptop into the sea?"
He answered, "Because my country manufacture laptop, so throwing away one laptop is nothing."
The British man then thow his wine into the sea. The Singaporean ask the same thing. "Why did you throw wine into the sea?"
The British man answered, " Because my country brew wine, one missing wine is nothing."
Then guess what the Singaporean threw?
He threw the Bangladesh into the sea. Why? Cause there are too many Bangla worker in Singapore =X
Well it seem a bit racial discrimination, but it was funny. Well , here is another one.
Why the penguine has a white belly while the rest of it's body is black?
Cos, it's "hand" is too short. Only long enough to wash it's belly.
Funny right.. haha.. ok.. That all for today. Hope got more intersting stuff happen in my life.
Someone just get me out of the darkness
The a ship with 4 men. One is an Englishman, British, Singaporean and Bangladesh. When in storm, they were ask to throw sometime into the sea. The Englishman throw his IBM laptop. Then the British man ask him :"Why did you throw your laptop into the sea?"
He answered, "Because my country manufacture laptop, so throwing away one laptop is nothing."
The British man then thow his wine into the sea. The Singaporean ask the same thing. "Why did you throw wine into the sea?"
The British man answered, " Because my country brew wine, one missing wine is nothing."
Then guess what the Singaporean threw?
He threw the Bangladesh into the sea. Why? Cause there are too many Bangla worker in Singapore =X
Well it seem a bit racial discrimination, but it was funny. Well , here is another one.
Why the penguine has a white belly while the rest of it's body is black?
Cos, it's "hand" is too short. Only long enough to wash it's belly.
Funny right.. haha.. ok.. That all for today. Hope got more intersting stuff happen in my life.
Someone just get me out of the darkness
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